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stolen from an email [Nov. 11th, 2009|02:46 pm]
THE FINAL INSPECTION



The Army Soldier stood and faced God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining,

Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, Soldier,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,

'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.

Because those of us who carry guns,

Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was tough.

And sometimes I've been violent,

Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,

That wasn't mine to keep....

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,

Though at times I shook with fear.

And sometimes, God, forgive me,

I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,

Among the people here.

They never wanted me around,

Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here,

Lord, It needn't be so grand.

I never expected or had too much,

But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,

Where the saints had often trod.

As the Soldier waited quietly,

For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you Soldier,

You've borne your burdens well.

Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,

You've done your time in Hell.'



~Author Unknown~
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Help [Oct. 3rd, 2008|07:40 pm]
ok internet land i needsome help with some thing.

I need to figure out how to transfer files (mostly mp3, and pdf) from my old widndows 98 1st edition desk top to my current widows vista.

Transferable media will not work as the 98 machienes will not recognze any jump drives or exteral hard drives. And I cant get the vista maciene to recognise y mp3 player.
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My fucked up life. [Sep. 11th, 2008|11:44 pm]
hello everyone;

Well as you may or may not know I fell of the world this time becuase I'm in jonesboro AR to Launch a new site. Well since getting here I have had to be extra good and it got me thiking about a few things.....
1) why is it that one of my co workers can miss a couple of days of work cus he was to drunk/hungover to come to work, and half the time when he is here he is still a little tipsy or smells like booze? Yet his stay her is being extended and is flying strait from here to another site launch?

2) How is it that we were not suposed to get ito ompromising situations yet, i saw a rep drunk out of his skull going into his room whith one of the floor reps and when i knock to try and preventa bad situation he answered the door but would not remove the chain...then I see him leaving the hotel tonight with the same rep....Yet he is sill being set to another site launch?

3) How is it that I learn that my father has been diagnosed with kidney cancer and when people ask me why i seem depressed at times, all I get is a kinda hollow sounding "I'm sorry to her that" kinda sentement, and then they move on with whith there lives? Maybe it is just all empathy seems fake after ths job.

4) Why is it that I'm so affraid of being rejected that I can't tell some one the way that I feel about them? Or is it really the rejetion feactor in this case or does it have to do with the whole beeing good while I'm down here and the one of us being directly under the other, and not wanting to cause problems for either one of us?

5) Why do i long so much for even the most basic physicl contact with people yet never seem to get it while everyone else around me does?

Maybe I'm just crazy...maybe the couple of beer hit me harder than I though......Well now it is time to avoid my fridge of booze, and cry myself to sleep while trying to avoid thoughts of shuffling myself off this mortal coil.
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Happy day of pi [Mar. 14th, 2007|07:28 pm]
Happy day of pi. you can alos cellebrate it on other days....

* March 14: A common approximation for Pi (3.14)
* February 27: The Earth is estimated to have traveled 1 radian of its orbit since the New Year
* July 22: 22/7 in the majority of date formats, an ancient approximation of pi
* November 10: The 314th day of the year (in leap years, November 9)
* December 21, 1:13 p.m.: The 355th day of the year (in leap years, December 20), celebrated at 1:13 for the Chinese approximation 355/113

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
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I'm a caltrip [Jan. 15th, 2007|11:32 am]


I am a d4


Take the quiz at dicepool.com

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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2006|10:44 pm]
Go to the following site http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/Pop-Modern/2006.html and check out the songs from the year in which you turned 18. Bold the songs you like. Underline or strike the songs you don't. Bold /and/ strike the songs you like, but are ashamed to admit you do. Oh, come on, we all have guilty pleasures, don't we?

1998 Greatest Hits

1. I Don't Want To Miss a Thing - Aerosmith
2. Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys
3. Jump Jive An' Wail - Brian Setzer Orchestra
4. I Want You Back - N*Sync
5. The Cup of Life - Ricky Martin
6. Too Close - Next
7. Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) - Green Day
8. From This Moment On - Shania Twain
9. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
10. Suavemente - Elvis Crespo
11. Nice & Slow - Usher
12. Tearin' Up My Heart - *NSYNC
13. A Song For Mama - Boyz II Men
14. The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica
15. Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are) - Pras Michel
16. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys
17. Stay (Wasting Time) - Dave Matthews Band
18. No, No, No part 2 - Destiny's Child
19. This Is How We Party - S.O.A.P.
20. I'll Be - Edwin McCain
21. Just The Two of Us - Will Smith
22. Love Me - 112
23. Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
24. Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies
25. Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
26. As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys
27. All My Life - K-Ci and JoJo
28. Because Of You - 98 Degrees (98°)
29. Closing Time - Semisonic
30. Been Around The World - Puff Daddy
31. Doin' Time - Sublime
32. Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
33. I'm Your Angel - R Kelly & Celine Dion
34. You're Still The One - Shania Twain
35. This Kiss - Faith Hill
36. It's All About The Benjamins - Puff Daddy
37. My All - Mariah Carey
38. Truly Madly Deeply - Savage Garden
39. Are You That Somebody? - Aaliyah
40. Walking On The Sun - Smash Mouth
41. Roxanne '97 - Puff Daddy Rimix - The Police
42. Lollipop (Candyman) - Aqua
43. Ooh La La - Rod Stewart
44. One More Night - Amber
45. My Favorite Mistake - Sheryl Crow
46. Stop - Spice Girls
47. Thank U - Alanis Morisette
48. Kind and Generous - Natalie Merchant
49. I Don't Want To Wait - Paula Cole
50. 3 AM - Matchbox 20
51. Goodbye - Spicegirls
52. My Way - Usher
53. Kiss The Rain - Billie Myers
54. Been Around the World - Puff Daddy
55. Pink - Aerosmith
56. One Week - Barenaked Ladies
57. Sweetest Thing - U2
58. Luv Me, Luv Me - Shaggy & Janet Jackson
59. The Way - Fastball
60. Real World - Matchbox 20
61. I'll Never Break Your Heart - Backstreet Boys
62. Ray of Light - Madonna
63. Shimmer - Fuel
64. Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
65. Hey Now Now - Swirl 360
66. Doo Wop (That Thing) Lauren Hill
67. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
68. Can't Get Enough Of You Baby - Smash Mouth
69. Adia - Sarah McLachlen
70. Bitter Sweet Symphony - the Verve
71. Rockafeller Skank - Fatboy Slim
72. Never Ever - All Saints
73. Brick - Ben Folds Five
74. Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
75. Turn Back Time - Aqua
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Searching for music [Oct. 29th, 2006|09:48 pm]
I put this out to all you crazy music people out there. I'm searching for a specific piece of music. It is Techno and called mother. I do not know the artist and I am not lucking out in finding it either off of p2p software or by searching the net. So if anyhone who sees this knows the artist then please drop me a line and let me know so that I can get it.
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info request [Oct. 15th, 2006|11:33 pm]
hey onlytobrowse I need your curent email addy your using for MSN. email it to me or add me again if/when you see this.
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Dool... [Jan. 10th, 2006|01:35 pm]
Ok to those of you out there with more skill and craftyness than I. I would love you for ever and posibly longer if you could put one of these together for me.

http://www.chihuahuadepapel.com/serenity.htm
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Life [Oct. 17th, 2005|04:17 pm]
I feel completely out of the loop....Is there even a loop anymore.

Stupid Nights.

If zanyone wants to call me while I'm working I work mon-wed 20:00-07:00 so give me a shout at 351-1562
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Three things [Sep. 22nd, 2005|02:18 pm]
1. I here by comand all those who read this to come sing karioke at country wide Pizza (corrner of 7th and albert) every thursday night, from 9:30 p.m. till close.

2. I may miss the premere of serentity due to a scout camp....the only thing that could posibly drag me away is a group of small children and it looks like that will happen

3. Some one call me and tell me when and where the next movie night is..I'm feeling left out.
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ALERT TO ALL BUS USERS [Aug. 30th, 2005|03:14 pm]
THERE WILL BE NO BUS SERVICE TOMORROW.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
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Ask and you shall recieve [Aug. 29th, 2005|03:22 pm]
What do you think of me, Winamp?
Redneck Girl- Beleamy Brothers (So I’m a redneck and female. I think winamp is confused)

Will I have a happy life?
Blvd. of Broken dreams- Green day (Guess Not)

What do my friends really think of me?
Not as Good As I once Was- Toby keith (So they think I’m past my prime)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Ass like that- Eminem (So guy’s lust after me?)

How can I make myself happy?
Ghetto Ghosple- 2 Pac Ft. Elton John (So the answer is GOD?)

What should I do with my life?
1, 2 Step – Ciera (This makes no sence)

Why must life be so full of pain?
Hard to Breath- Maroon 5 (interesting)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
My Neck My back- Khia (Hmm so I can get pleasure by giving it, that don’t sound to bad)

What do you think happiness is?
Ballad of Serenity-Joss Whedon (Right so where do I get a space ship?)
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Stolen from the net [Jul. 25th, 2005|12:47 pm]

Bachelor’s billboard a sign of desperation?

Utah man’s friends use roadside ad to find him a date

 

SALT LAKE CITY - Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business school.

He’s also still single at 31, and so they’re hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site.

“I’m Lance, Let’s go out!” reads the billboard on an interstate near Lindon, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake City.

“It kind of came out of discussions we had, that Lance is such a good guy but not married,” said Morgan Lynch, CEO of LogoWorks, where Archibald is the director of marketing. “Someone threw out the idea of getting a billboard.”

So why the concern over Archibald’s marital status? As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, whose members typically marry in their early 20s, the 31-year-Archibald is approaching the male-equivalent of an “old maid.”

Friends say they’re not sure what the Brigham Young University graduate and former Mormon missionary is looking for but tease “it’s taking a little longer than usual for a guy with these credentials.”

“Team DateLance,” the cadre of friends and co-workers behind the scheme, are screening date applications. The site asks interested women to describe themselves, including age, occupation and personality, and to describe their ideal date with Archibald.

So far, the Web site has received more than 1,500 hits, with several women vying for a date.

“We’re still taking submissions,” Bates said. “As much as we thought it’d be funny, we’re serious about this.”

Archibald is taking the attention in stride, although he says he’s spent a good amount of time explaining to others what his friends have done. And he says he’s not bothered by singlehood.

“I’m not overly concerned about (marriage). I’m pretty happy right now,” Archibald said. “I’d like to get married, but it’s not a concern.”

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8693287/

 

So what do people think?

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Answers to music ThingyMcdoodle [Jul. 7th, 2005|12:52 pm]
01) You pick a place, you just pick a placeGwen stefani- bubble pop electric thanks [info]lhaluk

02) Now we meet in an abandend studioVideo killed the Radio Star by The Buggles thanks to [info]ladyaurora1ca


03) Now what do I get. For my pain Artist: Smashing Pumpkins, Album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, Disc one Dawn to Dusk, Song title: Bullet With Butterfly Wings, Track Number: 6, Track Length: 4 minutes 17 seconds. thanks [info]lost_guide that is way more than I ever expected

04) When will we be maried in the same bed. Tears for Beers- When will we be married

05) I've never done anything that would bring a tear to your eyeGretchen Willson- When I think about Cheating

06) Its not me its not my familyThe Cranberries-Zombie

07) Its funny now. When I don't show up on mondayRobert Downey Jr.-Man Like Me

08) I tried it. I couldn't fight it. K-OS man I used to be. Thanks [info]lhaluk

09) Emptyness is lonlyness, and lonlyness is cleanlyness Artist: Smashing Pumkins, Album: Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness, Disc one Dawn to Dusk, Song title: Zero, Track Number: 4, Track Length: 2 minutes 40 seconds. Thanks [info]lost_guide that is way more than I ever expected.

10) His hocky hair and game day suit Frozen Puck to the Head - Captain Tractor Thanks to [info]generalbullet

11) Wish you'd uncleanch your fists, and unpack your suitecase Someday- Nickleback thanks [info]billietallent

12) With a second chance she did the same.Chris Cummings-No on hurts me more than me

13) We are the youth, We will take your fashism away.Silverchair-Antham for the Year 2000. Thanks[info]lhaluk

14) He was alive, He was Electic Headstones-Tiny Teddy Thanks [info]billietallent

15) Something sexy about a girl on the floor all her friends around herWill Smith-Switch thanks [info]lhaluk

16) We trie to take it slow but we still lose CotrolBlck Eyed Peas-Shut Up

17) Charlie get down by the UvulaK-Os-Crabbucket

18) This beat is Automatic, Supersonic, Hypnotic, Funky Fresh.Ciera ft Missy Elliot-One Two Step

19) Untill I met this girl who turned the tables aroundUsher-Caught up

20) She's blood Flesh and bone, No tucks or silicone. She's So High. Song guessed by [info]silly_dodger The artist was Kurt Neilson in this case not Tal bachman
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Music Thing a Mcdoodle [Jul. 3rd, 2005|03:26 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |Gwen Stephan Hollar back Gril]

WEll I've undergone a format since last time it was done so I figure what the hay lets try it again.

Basically it goes like this.
Open you're MP3 player of choice (Winamp in this case)
Randomize your entire play list
Take the top ten songs (excluding ones with no lyrics, This completely exclues one band){I was bored so I'm going to do 20}
And list here one line from each song that you like. (preferably not containing the title..... >_< )
Then, others may comment in an attempt to guess what the song is.

01) You pick a place, you just pick a placeGwen stefani- bubble pop electric thanks [info]lhaluk

02) Now we meet in an abandend studioVideo killed the Radio Star by The Buggles thanks to [info]ladyaurora1ca


03) Now what do I get. For my pain Artist: Smashing Pumpkins, Album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, Disc one Dawn to Dusk, Song title: Bullet With Butterfly Wings, Track Number: 6, Track Length: 4 minutes 17 seconds. thanks [info]lost_guide that is way more than I ever expected

04) When will we be maried in the same bed.

05) I've never done anything that would bring a tear to your eye

06) Its not me its not my family

07) Its funny now. When I don't show up on monday

08) I tried it. I couldn't fight it. K-OS man I used to be. Thanks [info]lhaluk

09) Emptyness is lonlyness, and lonlyness is cleanlyness Artist: Smashing Pumkins, Album: Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness, Disc one Dawn to Dusk, Song title: Zero, Track Number: 4, Track Length: 2 minutes 40 seconds. Thanks [info]lost_guide that is way more than I ever expected.

10) His hocky hair and game day suit Frozen Puck to the Head - Captain Tractor Thanks to [info]generalbullet

11) Wish you'd uncleanch your fists, and unpack your suitecase Someday- Nickleback thanks [info]billietallent

12) With a second chance she did the same.

13) We are the youth, We will take your fashism away.Silverchair-Antham for the Year 2000. Thanks[info]lhaluk

14) He was alive, He was Electic Headstones-Tiny Teddy Thanks [info]billietallent

15) Something sexy about a girl on the floor all her friends around herWill Smith-Switch thanks [info]lhaluk

16) We trie to take it slow but we still lose Cotrol

17) Charlie get down by the Uvula

18) This beat is Automatic, Supersonic, Hypnotic, Funky Fresh.

19) Untill I met this girl who turned the tables around

20) She's blood Flesh and bone, No tucks or silicone. She's So High. Song guessed by [info]silly_dodger


Well I hope everyone has fun with this
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Sensible? [Jun. 6th, 2005|09:31 pm]
Sons of Ether
Sons of Ether
Not all science needs to be the banal and
regimented process trumpeted by the
Technocracy. So say the Sons of Ether, and
they practice what the preach. From the mad,
inspirational science of the Victorian
wonder-workers to the fringes of cutting edge
alternative scientific theory, the Sons of
Ether use it all. No invention is too strange,
no theory is too obscure, for them to tweak it
and find a way to use it. Contradictions?
Impossibilities? Nonsense - there are only
doors that have not yet been opened by Science!


What Tradition Are You?
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I fell of but the got right back on [Apr. 26th, 2005|09:04 am]
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Answers for Liza )

Answers for Matt )

Answers for Paul )
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2005|10:16 am]

My computer geek score is greater than 65% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!


Ok come on [info]janus14,[info]talus blow me out of the water.
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Cus [info]billietallent Want's me to [Apr. 19th, 2005|08:58 am]
Total volume of music files on my computer:
836MB. I need More

Last CD I bought:
Oh god..its been a long time. I think it was something by OLP.

K-OS Man Like Me

Five songs I listened to a lot this week:

1.Headstones - Tweeter and the Monkey Man. Few times over the week and a lot of times on saturday

2.Ballad of Serenity - Can't Remember . I have three different copies on my drive so this one comes up a few times.Plus I've been watching the show so it comes up a lot

3.David Usher - Black Black Heart Version 2. I love this song cant quite pinpoint why, I just love it.

4.Evanescence - My Immortal. Again I have three versions of this song so it comes up on a regular basis. I love there music because there is something about Amy Lee's voice that sends tingles down my spine

5.Greenday - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. It rocks. Rocks Hard. That is why I listen

Five people I want to do this meme:
[info]phuata, [info]podthulhu, [info]sex_therapist, [info]the_iron_troll, [info]madmedic. Or, as an alternative, they can tell me to piss off.
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